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math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbageĀ 

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how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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